Suzie's Stuff!

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    Breamingfloosie

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    Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:30 pm

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    Hugh, oh baby, baby :heart:
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Szarn on Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:34 pm

    i think hugh need to go and have a cold shower ha ha
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    Fishing Man!

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:48 pm

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    Watch out for my cods :cyclops:
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Szarn on Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:55 pm

    oh...what...mmmm...i dont understand this but i suddenly

    have the urge to go fishing...strange

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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Tony Ireland on Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:59 pm

    If you go now you will only get crabs
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Szarn on Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:06 pm

    oh thats low....around waste level ha ha

    oops..cant spell...had a few strongbows and im

    a bit waisted....er..oh crap... :oops:
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    3 fishermen and the Mermaid

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:15 pm

    3 fishermen were fishing, when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them 1 wish each, so the 1st fisherman said "double my IQ", so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.
    Then the 2nd fisherman said, "tripple my IQ", and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing maths problems he didn't know existed.
    The 3rd fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his IQ and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!", the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman.
    :twisted: Laughing
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    Finally found it!

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:49 pm

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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Chris on Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:28 pm

    are you talking about Biggie's bait an tackle
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Gazza on Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:52 pm

    I bet a lot of people eat out at that restaraunt. Some probably get eaten there.
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Szarn on Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:59 pm

    i wonder if anyone ever found a hair in their food and never complained... lol!
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:07 pm

    "Biggies Bait & Tackle" of course, wot else could it have been :?: Shocked

    I heard the desert especially is good there... :P
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:44 pm

    I gotta take the Floosie our for a night of excitement, music, dance, entertainment, any suggestions people on where to go in Perth :?: :pirat:
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Szarn on Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:26 pm

    go to northbridge and watch people get stabbed and robbed... Shocked
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    yer

    Post by boss on Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:00 pm

    come to my place and u'll have a good time and we can cut some rugg[color=orange][/color] :face:
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:26 pm

    Boss, am I allowed to ask what "cut some rugg" means :?: :oops:
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Szarn on Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:22 pm

    it means he wants you to shave his very hairy back..... lol!
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    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Post by boss on Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:05 am

    :lol!: IT MEANS DANCING UR SOCKS OFF ON THE DANCE FLOOR :afro:
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:37 pm

    Hi Boss, sounds like an excellent idea :!:

    How do you know Boss has a hairy back Bender :?: 🐒
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    Re: Suzie's Stuff!

    Post by Szarn on Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:09 pm

    well it aint on his head so it must have slipped down the back... lol!
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    Mr. Right Rejection Reasons!

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:37 pm

    1. His breasts are bigger than mine.
    2. His last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it.
    3. The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonalds.
    4. His inadvertant admission that he "buys condoms by the truckload"
    5. He failed the 20 Question Rule, ie., I asked 20 questions about him and he never asked 1 about me.
    6. Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you will wear my pants.
    7. He says your "Putting on a few, aren't you babe?" comment, given the 9 months we have been together I have never said anything about his own beer gut.
    8. I find his inability to fix my car extraordinarliy unappealing.
    9. The fact that his apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent cleanliness issue.
    10. The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.
    11. He is still living with his parents, and attending night classes at UNI at aged 40.
    lol!
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    The closest bender is ever gonna get

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:18 pm

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    My new rod!

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:47 pm

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    Wot do I have to do to get bender to take me for a fish?

    Post by Breamingfloosie on Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:51 pm

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